OK, So I didn't blog about the first 7 or so celebrities who were fired. So I'll catch up now.
Gone:
Tiffany Fallon- Yeah, I know. WHO?? Playboy chickie. Even she knew she had no chance. At least she's pretty. In the right light.
Vincent Pastore: Sometimes I liked him. Most of the time I liked him. But he was definately not made for this show...
Jennie Finch- Another one who tried to just kind of drift along. Vanilla.
Nadia Comaneci- See Jennie Finch
Gene Simmons- Didn't do much as get fired as go up in a burning wreck. I thought from the beginning that if he could behave, he'd do well. But behaving was hard...
Nely Galan- another celebrity who I had never heard of. Could have been a dark horse, but turns out just kind of unimpressive.
Mary Lou Henner- I was actually bummed about. I thought she had potential for winning the whole thing.
Still Here:
Lennox Lewis: Mr Sleepy-Boy
Stephen Baldwin: Mr Huge-hypocrite-I'm-a-Christian. Don't get me wrong. I got nothing against Christians. And I'm sure he can preach up a storm. And even believes it. But on the 'practice what you preach' end, he seems a lot lacking. But his Mom is super cute. "thank the donald for helping me." Ha ha!
Trace Adkins: Not being a country fan, didn't have any idea who this was. But he's super cool. I could vote for him. I think Donald favors higher energy, though..
Carol Alt: She's kind of floating through, although that may just be the editing... She needs to PM.
Piers Morgan: He would have to kill someone to lose my vote. He is just so entertaining. And he hates Omarosa, which only makes him better.
which brings me to Omarosa: WHY Donald? WHY? You're a smart guy. WHY do you like her? Nobody else does. She is the most smug, self-important, immodest, low-class person I have ever seen on a reality show. And you know I watch a lot of reality shows.
Tito Ortiz: Jury's still out.
SO- new episode.
Carol is the PM, right? And she disagrees that she should be the model, right? So why the hell was she the model?? She's in charge, for god's sake! If they had lost, she'd be gone in 2 shakes.
Great quote, "They've got Omarosa, and we've got Carol Alt. Not quite a fair fight, is it?"
Trace is the best sport ever. Ivanka summed it up nicely. "Whoa!" Poor Trace.
Could Tito have crashed any harder during the presentation? That was actively embarrassing. They could have won if their message was clearer, and it could have been if Tito hadn't have done the presentation. Best solution would have been to fire both Tito and Omarosa. Him for kinda sucking and her for being a horrible, lying, wench.
Donald is so much nicer to celebrities than he is to us peons, isn't he?
